Jun 19
Big ol’ baby belly!

I’m at term, which means baby can come anytime now. I’m not really much for surprises though… so hurry your butt up, baby!

Big ol’ baby belly!

I’m at term, which means baby can come anytime now. I’m not really much for surprises though… so hurry your butt up, baby!

Jun 16

Le Sigh

I’m training my replacement. It’s been a little more difficult than I had intended.

There isn’t really much I do in my position, but some of the things I do involve getting really involved in. It’s so difficult to train someone on this stuff if you don’t have an example to show them.

When they hired her, they kept telling me she was over qualified for the position. Well, it turns out she is qualified… but certainly not over. She has a Administration degree, but for the past 5-6 years she’s been making a living snowboarding/waitressing in Banff. So, when it comes to technology, that goes right over her head.

All I keep thinking is one more week… one more week…. ONE MORE WEEK!

Jun 10

Do I sound ridiculous when I say I remember music being better?

Who invented autotune! I’d really like to punch them in the mouth right now!

I can’t even put on music stations anymore with the risk that I might taint myself or my child with the garbage they put on.

Jun 10
Well, no clot… But my right foot still looks awfully weird.

Well, no clot… But my right foot still looks awfully weird.

Jun 09

Hmm

I have to go get tested this afternoon to see if there is a blood clot in my leg.

How… scary…

Jun 08

I… uhh… don’t know what to say anymore

I keep quoting lines from Knocked Up. Like my boyfriend is Seth Rogen (although I might prefer Paul Rudd, but I’m not being picky) and we’re acting out the scenes…

Although my life is WAY different than Knocked Up, it’s still funny. Like right now, I picture Seth Rogen (Jason) saying “Screw you, Hormones! Not Allison (Steph), Hormones!”

I really want to go home and watch Knocked Up now.

Jun 06

ouch

There’s a baby all up in my lungs.

I… can’t… BREATHE!

And the heartburn! OHhHHhHhh the heartburn!

*whine* *whine* *whine*

And done rant.

Jun 04

Yawn

I wish I had some friends who were insomniacs, then I wouldn’t be so bored and have someone to talk to. There is nothing on tv either… This is brutal…

Jun 02

OMG 2 days!

Two days until my baby shower! I’m super excited for it and I’m surprised so many people want to come.

I’m also boyfriend-less for 2 days, he’s off golfing and having a riot while I’m stuck at home with his bipolar cat. I can’t WAIT! *eye rolls*

May 31

I really want a Booster Juice… real bad.

I had a microwave lunch today. Chicken, corn, potatoes and apple crumble. While you’re heating it up, the apple crumble always goes into the corn and potatoes. Quite the explosion of flavour.

I have to be the most exciting person to write about my microwave lunch.

5 weeks to go! 36 days!